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fantasssssssssssssy drafffffffffft. @gdwiz keeps cherry-picking my selections. #
also, it's nights like these that convince me I have no business in a fantasy baseball pool. #
Hearing abt tornadoes in DFW area, I text @dahlbes1 to make sure she didn't go all Dorothy Gale. Fine, but in stairwell @ work, doors locked #
Giving Tweetdeck another try. #
Gave up. Inability to scroll to see all tweets + constant refresh = everything slides past me while reading. Bye, Tweetdeck. #
I think we can all agree that sending your milk crashing into my eggs while I'm still bagging groceries is Not Very Nice GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR #
“September Gurls” by Big Star is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/FySYvwee #
It is possible that I am spending this evening listening to Randy Newman's soundtrack to THE NATURAL. #takemeouttotheballgame #fb #
Oh apparently that's the end of my laptop battery. #whoops #
MONTEREYS COAST. #
Such a ham. http://t.co/2EiSPRN3 #
Family get togethers, night 1: stay up past a reasonable hour arguing politics over which you will never agree. #everytime #
Dye job assembly line. http://t.co/obY0zPdd #
Brats on the grill; baseball in the air. I love spring. http://t.co/AeYxlYZm #
Play ball! (@ Huntington Park w/ 18 others) [pic]: http://t.co/1CWTP04S #
First blood to the @CLBClippers! #
LAPORTA! Three run HR!! #
Carlin solo homer makes it 6-0 @CLBClippers. Waiting for the Bats to make this a game. #
Credit where credit's due, that was a hell of a catch from Louisville's left fielder. #

ZOMG home. #fb #
My inability to open a single-serving cup of CoffeeMate without spilling it all over the counter is becoming a workplace liability. #fb #
My brain just produced the most horrible "what if the world just… FELL?" thought and now I need brainbleach. cc @gdwiz @peej_jones @robcwv #
Which is bigger, the entire internet, or the entire internet as pinned at Pinterest? #micdrop #crickets #crickets @Peej_Jones @gdwiz @robcwv #
Anyone else turn to go up stairs too quickly and almost topple over backwards?… Just me, then? #klutz #fb #
Today's food epiphany: if there's guacamole on it, chances are high that I will order it. #
Happy birthday, @twixlen! #
Mercenary confession time: I am actively rooting against the Bucks this weekend. They lose, I win $ in the office pool. #iflouisvillewinstoo #
This place is becoming a victim of its own success. Coffee tasting at @NorthMarket is waaaaay too packed. 🙁 #

From the Twitterz: Week of 2012-04-08