So since I’ve always truly struggled with this question–what should I REALLY do with my life–I thought the best thing to do would be to leave it in the hands of the experts.

According to the Job Predictor, my ideal job is a dietician.

Who knew. Maybe I shouldn’t have wasted so much time on this whole PR gig. Pass me the fritos.

A few others you should try:

Tony Knowles

Grover Norquist

and finally… Carl George. Was there ever any doubt?