Hindsight

Parenting Tip #83(a): if your child vomits up the entire contents of the bottle you just gave him five minutes ago, it is probably not a good idea to then sit him down shortly thereafter and attempt to feed him a full dinner of peas, chicken, and bananas.

Parenting Tip #83(b): if your child vomits once on your clothes, and you then feed him peas, chicken, and bananas, you would be foolish to have changed into a white t-shirt. Twice.