The convicts out at the Washington State Penitentiary are trying something new… cooking. Now, for only $17 (proceeds go to a local children’s museum), you can get such tasty recipes as the “Dope Fiend Sandwich” — a mashed up Snickers Bar sandwiched between two peanut butter cookies; Jailhouse Pizza — a crust of uncooked ramen layered with pizza sauce, cheese spread, and pepperoni; or even a Perfect Omelet — made by boiling omelet ingredients in a plastic bag.

Why the book now, you ask? One prisoner sez: “We wanted to beat Martha Stewart to the punch.”