Dude, how many guns do you have to have in your car before it’s considered an arsenal?

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Police said they used Mace and a Taser gun to arrest former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett Wednesday morning after they found an arsenal of weapons inside an SUV he was driving.

Clarett was taken into custody at about 3 a.m. in a restaurant’s parking lot off Brice Road following a brief chase, NBC 4’s David Wayne reported.

…”(Clarett) was resisting to the point that they felt it was necessary to try to use a Taser,” said Columbus police Sgt. Mike Woods. “He had a bulletproof vest on and the Tasers would not penetrate that, so they used Mace. It took several officers to get his arms behind his back and get him under control and handcuffed.”

Police then found an arsenal of weapons inside the SUV, including a loaded assault rifle and three loaded handguns. A hatchet, clothing and an open bottle of vodka were also taken from the vehicle, Wayne reported.

So, three handguns and an assault rifle, then. Good to know.

…and also, a hatchet.

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