• Shoes are a cowardly, superstitious lot. Yes, father… I shall become a bat. #batmansocks http://t.co/oBACBkSs #
• There is a line of people standing outside, waiting for the library to open. #huh #whatsuperbowl #
• spending Super Bowl ignoring football, watching commercials, downloading mp3s @amazonmp3, & ranting about facebook's shittiness. Good times. #
• So I guess I'm selling the Honda, then. #clint #motherfuckingCLINT #
• Today I did a total of 62 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• “Stardust” by Aaron Neville & Rob Wasserman is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• Home from a hard couple of days. Waiting to see if the next few will be any different. #
• So in the meantime I'm just going to sit here and read and drink seltzer water because that's about all the energy I have. #
• Today I did a total of 67 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• #tefloncage #
• No rhetorical phrase gets my back up more than "we will not be lectured to by", inevitably followed by a lecture. #
• Mentally girding myself for *six hours* of eight year old birthday parties today -all at water parks. #
• Birthday party number one. (@ Fort Rapids Indoor Waterpark Resort) http://t.co/bR9rW5MG #
• The view from down here. #fortrapids http://t.co/JzFyvpO4 #
• On page 56 of 400 of John Henry Days, by Colson Whitehead: 163 http://t.co/byaAVpew #
• Now playing the role of door warden. #kidparty4eva #

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