• Carl and his buddies at STAR WARS. http://t.co/zeGF9TBM #
• CGI Yoda whhaaaaaa #
• And now: zombies. #
• Dudes. GOOSEBUMPS is on Hub right now. Might actually be more disturbing than WALKING DEAD. #
• Today I did a total of 61 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• So I'm pretty sure I'm going to to the @NelsonvilleFest now bc OMG DAWES </screamingteenagegirl> #
• “Land of Hope and Dreams” by Bruce Springsteen is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• QUANDRY: third night of @NelsonvilleFest (guessing Dawes?) or @theavettbros at LC, both on May 18. I CAN'T BE I TWO PLACES AT ONCE, PEOPLE. #
• Correction, FIRST, not third #
• Reading comprehension is not my forte today, it seems. #
• Today I did a total of 81 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 2, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• Downtown to easton, rush hour, 45 minutes. #
• Attention @robcwv, relevant to your interests: http://t.co/KaZCHFts cc @gdwiz @Peej_Jones @mrbeaks #
• do the floppy arm / do the floppy arm / now it's in your head too ha ha oh god http://t.co/8xmQiBog (blame @jefito) #
• Words to live by. @BayAreaDivorce Free advice – Falsifying court orders & trying to serve on other party can impact your custody rights. #
• Today I did a total of 73 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• My 5000th tweet was a robopost from the 100pushups app, which is something of an embarrassing way to reach a "milestone". #
• “Penny on the Train Track” by Ben Kweller is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/TcV0IYZx #thisismyjam #
• Glass of wine and twitter while the kids watch LADY AND THE TRAMP. #bellanotte #
• Also, avoiding dishes and laundry. #
• Disturbed to discover this evening that my children know – and will sing loudly – the refrain of "Red Solo Cup". #what #fb #
• One two three four five senses working overtime #

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• Shoes are a cowardly, superstitious lot. Yes, father… I shall become a bat. #batmansocks http://t.co/oBACBkSs #
• There is a line of people standing outside, waiting for the library to open. #huh #whatsuperbowl #
• spending Super Bowl ignoring football, watching commercials, downloading mp3s @amazonmp3, & ranting about facebook's shittiness. Good times. #
• So I guess I'm selling the Honda, then. #clint #motherfuckingCLINT #
• Today I did a total of 62 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• “Stardust” by Aaron Neville & Rob Wasserman is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• Home from a hard couple of days. Waiting to see if the next few will be any different. #
• So in the meantime I'm just going to sit here and read and drink seltzer water because that's about all the energy I have. #
• Today I did a total of 67 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• #tefloncage #
• No rhetorical phrase gets my back up more than "we will not be lectured to by", inevitably followed by a lecture. #
• Mentally girding myself for *six hours* of eight year old birthday parties today -all at water parks. #
• Birthday party number one. (@ Fort Rapids Indoor Waterpark Resort) http://t.co/bR9rW5MG #
• The view from down here. #fortrapids http://t.co/JzFyvpO4 #
• On page 56 of 400 of John Henry Days, by Colson Whitehead: 163 http://t.co/byaAVpew #
• Now playing the role of door warden. #kidparty4eva #

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