From the files of “Now I’ve Seen It All”… A devout woman in Florida spied the Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich she baked up. Now she’s selling it on eBay, at last bid just shy of $70,000.

Diana Duyser of Hollywood says she “took a bite after making it 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her from the bread.”

The sandwich is authentic white bread with American cheese, kept mold-free by a plastic container.

Maybe I should start making grilled cheese more often.

The convicts out at the Washington State Penitentiary are trying something new… cooking. Now, for only $17 (proceeds go to a local children’s museum), you can get such tasty recipes as the “Dope Fiend Sandwich” — a mashed up Snickers Bar sandwiched between two peanut butter cookies; Jailhouse Pizza — a crust of uncooked ramen layered with pizza sauce, cheese spread, and pepperoni; or even a Perfect Omelet — made by boiling omelet ingredients in a plastic bag.

Why the book now, you ask? One prisoner sez: “We wanted to beat Martha Stewart to the punch.”