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“We strive for perfection but when you’re typing that fast, there are occasional mistakes. We regret the error.”

–ABC’s CATHIE LEVINE after a closed caption for an ABC News’ Tuesday broadcast said Federal Reserve (news – web sites) Chairman ALAN GREENSPAN (news – web sites) was hospitalized for “an enlarged prostitute” instead of an enlarged prostate, quoted in The Washington Post.

“He should be so lucky.”

–Greenspan’s wife, NBC correspondent ANDREA MITCHELL, reacting to the “enlarged prostitute” in the Post.

And Now, the Al-Sahaf Talking Doll

Mon Apr 21, 7:46 AM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) – People who joined the cult-like following of Iraq (news – web sites)’s wartime spokesman Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf can now buy a talking doll and hear him say things like “our initial assessment is that they will all die” as often as they want.

The Connecticut company Herobuilders.com built the doll and also sells others that make fun of Iraq war allies President Bush (news – web sites) and British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

The company made the “Iraqi Dis-information Minister Action Figure Doll” of the former Iraq Information Minister al-Sahaf, who disappeared from Baghdad after the invasion of U.S. troops whose presence he had bizarrely denied.

TV viewers around the world took a liking to his often colorful statements that became the butt of television talk show jokes in the United States. A Web site, www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com, drew 4,000 hits a second after its launch a week ago.

The doll says, “There are no Americans infidels in Baghdad, never. Our initial assessment is that they will all die. I am not scared and neither should you be. They’re not even within 100 miles of Baghdad.”

There’s a joke to be made here, but I can’t seem to find it.