• ZOMG home. #fb #
• My inability to open a single-serving cup of CoffeeMate without spilling it all over the counter is becoming a workplace liability. #fb #
• My brain just produced the most horrible "what if the world just… FELL?" thought and now I need brainbleach. cc @gdwiz @peej_jones @robcwv #
• Which is bigger, the entire internet, or the entire internet as pinned at Pinterest? #micdrop #crickets #crickets @Peej_Jones @gdwiz @robcwv #
• Anyone else turn to go up stairs too quickly and almost topple over backwards?… Just me, then? #klutz #fb #
• Today's food epiphany: if there's guacamole on it, chances are high that I will order it. #
• Happy birthday, @twixlen! #
• Mercenary confession time: I am actively rooting against the Bucks this weekend. They lose, I win $ in the office pool. #iflouisvillewinstoo #
• This place is becoming a victim of its own success. Coffee tasting at @NorthMarket is waaaaay too packed. 🙁 #

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• Arrived and checked in. Commence to start super especial fun time 3000 go! (@ Disney's Beach Club Resort w/ 6 others) http://t.co/QuAnkE0Y #
• After all. (@ It's A Small World w/ 3 others) http://t.co/bfX3vSNb #
• GREETINGS STARFIGHTER http://t.co/At5Nalbx | http://t.co/750lUgsD #
• On our way to Hollywood Studios sans @Peej_Jones, who is apparently never going to wake up. http://t.co/gzmw4nKr #
• No jedi academy for Carl. Had to sign up in the early ayem, and we didn't get here until 11:15. Settled for build yer own lightsabers. #fb #
• Closed out last night at Hollywood Studios backlot. Had the run of the place for 3 hrs – Star Tours & Toy Story incl. http://t.co/NjjmZNXp #
• Doing some volunteer sorcery. Carl is pretty jazzed. (@ Sorcerers Of The Magic Kingdom) [pic]: http://t.co/PF4H7Fyr #
• Birthday girl has been hugged by Daisy, Pluto, and Pinnochio so far, and we've only been here thirty minutes. #
• Just, y'know, getting ready to have dinner with Cinderella. (@ Cinderella's Royal Table w/ @peej_jones) [pic]: http://t.co/eJYMENRy #
• Bus back to hotel to put the bday cake in the fridge(!) then BACK to Magic Kingdom for our final evening. Happy bday Nora and @Peej_Jones. #
• Hustled to get this back to the hotel so I could get back to the park… But so far no bus. 🙁 #
• Conventions are a lot less run-aroundy when a) you don't have elementary school kids with you and b) more alcohol is involved. #
• So. Many. Scooters. #
• CATS CATS CATS #cats #
• Bobcats!!! DO YOU BELIEVE IT!!! #
• Damn. #fb #
• Heartbroken but unbelievably proud. That was maybe one of the best basketball games I've ever seen. Way to go, Bobcats. @ohiou #ohiou #

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