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9.30.2005
long day's journey into night



9.29.2005
bug head



9.28.2005
it's not a good thing

sad that this will be my first post about the new fall tv season thus far, but re: martha stewart's apprentice, where tonight's winning team's "reward" was to go help build a community garden --

-- someone should probably tell martha that she's not really supposed to delegate her community service...



raking with his ponytail



daycare dippity do


evidently when the teachers at carl's school play "hair-do day" for the little girls carl gets quite a complex and insists on having a ponytail himself. at least they matched the hair tie to his outfit. the poor little guy didn't even want to take it out for his bath. at least we get a little preview into what a little girl dahlberg might look like.



9.26.2005
congrats



9.22.2005
endtroducing

dj shadow's endtroducing is probably one of my favorite albums of all time. generally speaking, i'm not much of a hip-hop man, nor of much of dj culture -- i have a hard enough time keeping track of the more traditional rock 'n roll stuff i listen to -- so it's hard for me to talk about albums like that with any kind of authority or knowledge beyond "wow, that sounds really cool". but there's something about the grainy, subtle soundscapes of endtroducing that i really respond to, something undefinable that kind of sucks you in and gets you nodding your head as these weird syncopated beats and ethereal samples swirl around you.

it's generally considered "groundbreaking" and is revered among the music crit/snob crowd: for example, here's rolling stone's glowing take (reviewed at the same time as aphex twin's richard d. james, another of these hybrid soundscape/ dj/ electronic/ mishmash albums from the late 90s.) the important thing to remember, though, is that it's dj music, created by one guy, alone in a studio for months on end, layering sample over sample and tweaking the whole thing with computers and synthesizers and god only knows what other kinds of equipment he had in there. not instruments. samples.

haivng said that, here's the real interesting thing: a video of a high school percussion group performing two tracks from endtroducing, live, using real instruments -- and duplicating the sound so closely that it's scary. this is one of the coolest things i've ever seen. (here's clips from both pieces performed as heard on the album, from amazon: "building steam with a grain of salt" and "changeling".)



9.21.2005
mission accomplished?

mission accomplished?
so as many of you know, for the last five years or so i've been in pursuit of a pig. not just any pig, but a pig just like the one in my grandma pope's cupboard. she has a little pig and a little lamb made in the same style. when we were little she'd let us play with them even though our moms said we'd break them. she'd say, "aw, they'll be careful" or something along those lines and because she trusted us with them we loved them like we loved her.

so on one fateful mom's weekend shop-a-thon we found an identical little lamb. i had never even considered we could buy another pig and a lamb, but upon consideration, we couldn't just leave it there, alone in the store, with no pig friend, and no loving family! (this logic comes into play a lot with antique junkies, so gus is especially glad mom's weekend is only once a year) so we bought the lamb, and so began the search for the elusive pig.

i have, in fact, begun to go into antique shops i'd never venture into ordinarily just to find this little devil. berkley springs, boca raton, logan, san antonio, shipshewanna, wheeling, lebannon, waynesville, holmes county, brown county, near and far, big ones and small ones, all for the pig. (well officially anyways) along the way we've been taunted by other figurines in the same style and have accumulated (under the same philosophy of being morally bound to reunite their little animal family) two horses, one small and one large, a bunny, and a duck.

and then it happened, i was in springfield today, at a sprawling antique mall i've been to over and over, speed-shopping for something else entirely. (but with the pig always in the back of my mind, of course) i rounded the corner and there it was... the pig! he was hanging out with two other horses of his style, a cat with an inexplicable hole in the top of its head, and a cat lamp all by the same manufacturer. then my mom called. she was in the parking lot with carl and i had to leave it. i jottted down the booth number, like i wouldn't remember finding my "holy pig grail", and i ran out to meet her.

out of breath i told her about the pig. the pig! dad wanted to have lunch, (lunch?!? did i mention the pig!) but dad and carl were oblivious, they were busy playing with the tractor dad got him at the farm science review (did i mention we're in a weird business) and eating hot dogs. the second dad left we shot back to the pig and considered its likeness to grandma's pig. cheeks not quite as rosy as grandma's pig, and were the eyes blue or black? doesn't grandma's face the other way? we couldn't remember, but it was close. close enough to add to the group for sure. certainly a success. the speed-shopping was a bust, but no one cared.

the pig has been secured.



here is a poem that brak wrote

for those of you who might be interested: cartoon planet is once again scheduled to run on cartoon network. -- 5:30 a.m. daily, looks like, at least for next week.



fire up the tivos!



9.20.2005
child is the father of the man



ashes, ashes, we all fall down

a small detail in a popular online videogame unintentionally spawned a "plague" that's killing off many of its players. from 1up.com:
often the best parts of a videogame are moments you don't see coming, and sometimes the developers can't even anticipate them! the number of variables in the online realm means that whenever a company like blizzard makes a change to their game, its true effects might not be seen right away or during internal beta testing.

such is the case with one of the latest updates to world of warcraft. blizzard recently added the zul'gurub instance to the game, where hakkar, the god of blood, uses a devastating disease attack on anyone who dares fight him. seeing as how it's a disease and most diseases are contagious, it shouldn't be shocking when some players come back and haven't been cured.

and that's exactly what's happened. players are returning from this instance to towns with the diseases, spreading it, and blizzard's in a panic to keep things under control. gm's have started to quarantine players in an effort to control the spreading, but players keep leaving the quarantine areas. unless you're above level 50, you more or less immediately fall over dead from the disease.

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9.19.2005
treed



9.18.2005
boldly going



9.14.2005
it had to happen

sibling!

an ad val and i mocked up for the chompers & stompers 2005 program (that's a family reunion-type thingy for those who i haven't shared the c&s story with yet... one of the seventy-squintillion things i need to get around to posting about on this here blog, one of these days...)

ahem. anyway, yeah. sibling. w00t!



let it go, guys

as if ohio state tight end ryan hamby didn't feel bad enough about dropping a touchdown pass during saturday's 25-22 loss to texas.

according to a report in the akron beacon journal, the fifth-year senior has received "a couple hate" e-mails from irate fans.

...the play that apparently inspired the offensive e-mails came with about six minutes remaining in the third quarter. hamby bobbled an 8-yard pass from justin zwick in the end zone that would have given the buckeyes (assuming the extra point was good) a 26-16 lead. instead, ohio state had to settle for a field goal and a 22-16 advantage.

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i mean, yeah, we're all bummed about losing to no.2 texas, but come on.



9.13.2005
a cautionary tale



9.12.2005
nine billion names

via boingboing, here is a very, very quick scifi short story that -- well, the phrase "high concept" doesn't really do it justice, but it's pretty damn close. and the piece is awesome.

part of the 365 tomorrows project, which will apparently be putting shorts like these online, a day at a time, for an entire year.



9.08.2005
living in the future



self-heating coffee. self-heating coffee that tastes good.

seriously. this is at once the most ridiculous thing ever produced by starbuck-driven america (come on, who needs self-heating coffee when there's a freaking coffee shop on virtually every corner?) and the most genius idea i've ever seen. basically, you turn the can over and push this little button on the bottom that drops some mineral/chemical into the water surrounding the inner can. wait five seconds, turn the can back over, and wait for another two or three minutes while the mineral and the water react and heat up -- thus, heating the coffee in the inner can. shake, pop the top, and you've got hot coffee.

val says the vanilla latte is better than this one (it's the mocha latte), but who knows? it's coffee from the future.



9.07.2005
katrina, anger

i still don't know how to even address what's going on in nola, and frankly, my viewpoint means about thismuch when it comes to the relief efforts currently going on. anger would be a good word, if what i was feeling didn't pale in comparison to what displaced families must be experiencing more than week after they've lost everything, for what is definitely looking like no good reason.

so, here: here are some things you should read.

  • keith olbermann on msnbc: "no one is suggesting that mayors or governors in the afflicted areas, nor the federal government, should be able to stop hurricanes. lord knows, no one is suggesting that we should ever prioritize levee improvement for a below-sea-level city, ahead of $454 million worth of trophy bridges for the politicians of alaska.

    "but, nationally, these are leaders who won re-election last year largely by portraying their opponents as incapable of keeping the country safe. these are leaders who regularly pressure the news media in this country to report the reopening of a school or a power station in iraq, and defies its citizens not to stand up and cheer. yet they couldn't even keep one school or power station from being devastated by infrastructure collapse in new orleans � even though the government had heard all the "chatter" from the scientists and city planners and hurricane centers and some group whose purposes the government couldn't quite discern... a group called the u.s. army corps of engineers.

    "and most chillingly of all, this is the law and order and terror government. it promised protection � or at least amelioration � against all threats: conventional, radiological, or biological.

    it has just proved that it cannot save its citizens from a biological weapon called standing water."


  • cnn compares statements by fema and dhs personnel last week to on-the-ground news reports. the total and absolute disconnect between them is disturbing at best.

  • leaked memo from fema head to dhs head, sent on monday (at least after the storm came through on sunday night) purportedly shows request for help within 48 hours (so, that'd be by wednesday) and indicates that at least one of the duties of all fema personnel attached will be to "convey a positive image of disaster operations to government officials, community organizations and the general public."

  • salt lake tribune, yesterday: "as new orleans mayor ray nagin pleaded on national television for firefighters - his own are exhausted after working around the clock for a week - a battalion of highly trained men and women sat idle sunday in a muggy sheraton hotel conference room in atlanta.

    "many of the firefighters, assembled from utah and throughout the united states by the federal emergency management agency, thought they were going to be deployed as emergency workers.

    "instead, they have learned they are going to be community-relations officers for fema, shuffled throughout the gulf coast region to disseminate fliers and a phone number: 1-800-621-fema.

    "on monday, some firefighters stuck in the staging area at the sheraton peeled off their fema-issued shirts and stuffed them in backpacks, saying they refuse to represent the federal agency.

    "federal officials are unapologetic.

    "'i would go back and ask the firefighter to revisit his commitment to fema, to firefighting and to the citizens of this country,' said fema spokeswoman mary hudak.

    "the firefighters - or at least the fire chiefs who assigned them to come to atlanta - knew what the assignment would be, hudak said.

    "'the initial call to action very specifically says we're looking for two-person fire teams to do community relations,' she said. 'so if there is a breakdown [in communication], it was likely in their own departments.'"

  • the president on gma, 9/1/05: ""i don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees. they did anticipate a serious storm. but these levees got breached." possible, one supposes, that he hadn't seen any of the eight news stories printed or broadcast in the last five years about the potential danger to nola from a hurricane, or read any of the fema, army corps of engineers, or louisiana state university studies or computer models indicating what might happen. but it's pretty damned hard to say he wasn't directly warned before the storm made landfall. [froomkin himself addresses the issue in that same wapo piece from 9/1, here.]
i'm sure i could do more, but that's about all i can stomach right now.



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