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4.29.2004
Late Night TeeVee

Tomorrow night's NIGHTLINE featuring Ted Koppel won't be airing here in Columbus, apparently.

Guess we'll just be taping The Cure's appearance on Jay Leno, then.

(credit to Aaron Veenstra)



Springtime for Politicians

Wonkette has a copy of the National Republican Congressional Committee memo to GOP press secretaries about media suggestions for May 2004 -- including events to correspond with such holidays as Cinco de Mayo, National Defense Transportation Day, Loyalty Day (!!!), and -- oh yeah -- Mother's Day.

(...betcha a dollar that the Democrats have a similar memo floating out there, before anyone gets all in a tizzy. But Cinco de Mayo? Man, that reeks of pandering.)



Tonight is -- is -- is the Thing. Tonight.

I can't find a link to it on the White House Press Briefing page yet, but Josh Marshall has what appears to be a partial transcript of today's Mamet-like briefing with Scott McClellan, featuring such gems as the following:

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: Well, I'll go over everybody that's in there. You have all 10 commission members, you have one member of the commission staff present. Then you have the President and Vice President; Judge Gonzales is there, and two staff members from the Counsel's Office are there as well.

QUESTION: Who are the staff members?

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: I'm not going to get into the names of the staff that's present.

QUESTION: Why?

QUESTION: Why?

QUESTION: Why?

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: Just, Judge Gonzales. They're lawyers on the White House Counsel staff. I know you all want to call them and talk to them afterwards, but I'll just say, two members of the White House Counsel staff.

QUESTION: No, that's not why, we just want their names.

QUESTION: For God's sake, this is a matter of historical record.

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: It's a private meeting, Helen.

QUESTION: It's not a private meeting, it's a public meeting.

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: I just told you who is present.

QUESTION: It's doing the nation's business.

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: These are two members of the Counsel's Office that have been working closely with the September 11th Commission.

QUESTION: Why the secrecy?

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: I don't look at it that way.

QUESTION: But we do.

QUESTION: It is a good question. It is an historic moment. This is -- in a public event.

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: I'll talk back with these individuals and see if -- but --

QUESTION: Just for the record, really, just for the record.

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: I'll talk back with these individuals, but I'm not in the habit of just going and naming every staff members that attend all these meetings.


Fans of GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS and Brian Bendis's comics will have a hard time telling whether the above is from a new script or not, I suspect.



4.27.2004



4.26.2004
These Are My Choices?

Via kausfiles, an accidentally accurate summation of what Democrats will be saying later this year.

I agree with Kaus, incidentally -- the site's proprietor seems to be using the title ironically, as if in jest. I'm guessing there won't be much irony in the statement later this year.




24 Hours of Awesome

So here's some of what we saw at the 24 Hour Comic Day thing on Saturday:

Sean McKeever - COUNTER

Andy Bennett - REMEMBER (this is AWESOME)

Waiting to see if Tom or Steve gets their projects on the web somewheres...



comic001.jpg

it's a disney book




via phonecam



4.22.2004
Toldja, Dad

Supreme Court Denies Stay in Clarett Case

WASHINGTON - Maurice Clarett's bid to enter the NFL draft this weekend was turned down by the Supreme Court on Thursday, delaying for now his attempt to get into the league.

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said she saw no reason to overturn a lower court's stay preventing the former Ohio State running back from being picked...

Clarett could refile his request with another justice, but the outcome likely would not be different. Most emergency appeals are rejected by the court.

[Gus's note: Clarett did, in fact, file another emergency appeal, this time to Justice John Paul Stevens. If Ginsburg didn't lift the stay, though, I seriously doubt Stevens -- or any other justice -- would do so. Too bad, kid; given that by the time this gets heard and ruled on by the various courts it'll be next year, probably would've been a better idea to save all that money and play another year in college, huh?]



4.21.2004
WrongWrongWrongWrongWrong

I do not have the appropriate words to express the sheer wrongness of this, a homemade TRON costume, other than: some folks just shouldn't be wearing spandex. Ever.

Really. Don't click unless you've properly prepared yourself for Wrongness.



4.20.2004
More Fun With Copyright

So here's an interesting problem.

ClearPlay is a software company which is now bundling its software with RCA DVD players -- software that will filter "objectionable" content from movies, such as violence, sexual content or foul language.

Sounds fine in theory, one supposes -- certainly this is something that family-friendly organizations would applaud, being able to remove content that you wouldn't want your children to see, for example. But does this violate copyright? See, for example, the brave soul who woke the sleeping giant of Lucasfilm with The Phantom Edit, a fan-produced "reworking" of STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE. (Note: the Salon article requires you to sit through a fifteen-second ad before reading the rest...) If someone (not the copyright holder, such as the studio) takes a film and cuts out certain scenes, regardless of their content, thus making a "new" film, isn't that the very essence of copyright violation? And if that's the case, isn't that EXACTLY what ClearPlay and CleanFilms and the other filtering companies are doing?

Interesting.



How do I get this job?

Guess I'm glad someone really does have to do this: Planetary Protection Officer. It sounds like something out of a sci fi novel, but it really does exist...



4.19.2004



4.18.2004



I love stuff like this:

The comics community gets a new holiday this April 24th with the introduction of 24 Hour Comics Day, a day to not only celebrate but to engage in the creation of comics. Based on the creative experiment created by Scott McCloud, this holiday encourages everyone from comics fans to big-time pros to try to create their own full 24 page comic book in 24 consecutive hours.

...To help creative individuals participate in 24 Hour Comics Day, various comics retailers across the nation will host special 24 Hour Comics Day events. They’ll be offering creators space in which to work on their comics in a group atmosphere, so that everyone keeps each other’s energy up. Food and drink will be supplied. And while some stores are simply renting some working space in a nearby hotel, others will have the creators actually working inside the store, so that curious fans can actually watch this comics creation taking place. Some shops will even stay open for the full 24 hour period of the event, giving comics readers that rare opportunity to buy comics at 4 AM."


I'm pretty sure that some pals of mine are doing this...



4.17.2004
Babies on Parade



... and welcome as well to Baby May -- Courtney Elizabeth May, born April 16, 2004.

Congratulations, Matt and Donna!



4.16.2004
Hired Tired

So Bill gets a job because nobody tells Kwame he can't fire Omarosa.

This was a great show, right up until the ninety-minute mark, at which point Trump picked the winner. Then we spent an anticlimactic half hour of Bill making a no-brainer choice of job and, for some reason I can't even fathom, essentially doing a hideously uncomfortable DATELINE mass interview with the show's now-fired candidates -- an interview which was either fawning and overly polite or overemphasizing the contestant's personality quirks (i.e., Trump asking Omarosa why she lied on national television -- and then never waiting for the answer.)

Weird.



4.14.2004
Two Tales of One Press Conference

From the Left: Will Saletan with Slate's take.

From the Right: Fred Barnes with The Weekly Standard's take.

The press conference itself: C-SPAN video | White House audio | White House official transcript

Wisdom from yesterday's edition of ABC's The Note:

But it is the press conference that will almost certainly shape the cycle, and here's what you can count on:

1. The President's opening statement will be filled with muscular, patriotic rhetoric with a "stay the course" theme.

2. The President's performance will be really good or really weak. Or, perhaps, it will SEEM really good if you already like him, and SEEM really weak if you don't. Watch the blogs for insta-reaction.

3. Reporters will struggle to phrase things just right to come off as both tough and respectful; the President will struggle to control the daggers of irritation flying from his eyes, and will fail at least once. (The words "Can I finish?" or "Let me finish!"will be uttered.)

4. Except for print reporters on deadline and cable talking heads, we'll all be done in time to watch Mariners versus Angels on ESPN at 10:00 pm ET, Mr. President.




4.13.2004
I'm Motivated, OK?

Uh... you know those motivational posters with beautiful imagery over a meaningful quote meant to inspire you, the stuff of freshman college dorm rooms and high school classrooms everywhere? You can now buy them featuring your favorite Marvel Comics character. Like this one, here, featuring mass murderer and arch-villain Magneto:



Or that time-honored rascal of a character, the ultra-violent Punisher:



... I really have no words for these...

Found these via artblog, who in turn got them from Jeff Patterson of Gravity Lens -- and who offers his own versions along the theme:





4.12.2004
Really Happy Easter



Spring Thing



4.10.2004



dock.jpg

How many people can fit on one dock?




via phonecam



4.07.2004
Hoppy Easter



Bob Pope gets his 15 minutes



Former Webelo turns cub reporter

A car slammed into the house across the street from mom and dad's house last night and caught the place on fire. Dad was featured on the news this morning for a few seconds giving his eye-witness account! No video is available, but here's the story and photo.



4.05.2004
See ya later Sesame Street

Damn NPR and their infernal reports. Turns out our short stint with Sesame Street, Maisy, and Baby Einstein will just have to wait awhile. Maybe we'll still sneak in a little Elmo's World. Looks like it's back to CD's for CG!



4.02.2004
If the Devil is Six

A nice piece on the Pixies' reunion, and why Frank Black's solo career might be the best thing that ever happened to the band. We hope.



Mark Burnett Was On the Grassy Knoll, Too

re: last night's APPRENTICE -- Val thinks I'm crazy to even suggest this, but I have a hard time believing that the reappearance of potential buyers who just happen to put in a winning bid two minutes before the players' deadline isn't evidence of the strong guiding hand of SURVIVOR producer Mark Burnett.

I admit that there are crazy rich people, yes, and that they are often unpredictable, but only on TV, in the waning hours of a hit show like THE APPRENTICE, do those kinds of "unbelievably lucky coincidences" happen.

... yes, I'm watching THE APPRENTICE. Shut up.



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